Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Bottom Line

All you girls who think, "you can't really tell I have granny panties on"...you are wrong. The world can tell and the world wants to HURL.

Instead of going into how you turn off every man, woman and child with your cotton lines pressed against your tight pants, I am going to offer the best news since Britney announced her second pregnancy...Hanky Panky thong underwear.

These miracle panties were introduced to me by a friend in a dressing room. I was sold in a matter of minutes by her insistence that these were the most comfortable and flattering undies she had ever purchased. I quickly marched into Neiman's where I bought 3 pairs. I have since added every color offered to my collection. They are reasonably priced ($18 a pop) and are truly the most comfy panties I have ever put on.

Here's the bottom line...when it comes to your underwear...their shouldn't be one, so try a pair of hanky panky!

*Another option that P-C does not necessarily endorse: The Anti Panty


Pappageorgio said...

I'd like to point out that you got up at the butt-crack of dawn to talk about something relating to your butt-crack. Good work. Oh, and keep talking about panties...it's one of our favorite words, especially when asked if we want them to come off.

FoodComaGourmet said...

Picky chick knows her panties!